
"No, I don't have your f*&%ing mail"!
Yeah, I said it. UPS is a million times better than the United States Postal Service. What draws me to this conclusion? Well, let me explain. Let's do a side by side comparison, shall we?
First, and this is a general statement, UPS workers tend to be a lot friendlier. You may have met a few nasty ones, everyone is different after all, but I notice that the majority of the UPS workers I have encountered were pretty nice. USPS- not so much. Regardless of season, USPS workers always seem to have a stick up their a**. There is this one particular douchebag that works at my local post office- let's call him Bob. Bob is incredibly rude to every person that steps in front of his counter. I ordered a package from Amazon.com and USPS said they delivered it. Mind you I was off from work and home all day waiting for the package. They didn't attempt to deliver it, lazy bastards. Instead they left a pink slip on the front door of my building. Anyone could have knocked it down and had my neighbor not seen it, I would be giving Amazon all kinds of hell right now. Anyway, I went to pick up my package and Bob was there, being nasty to some old lady. I handed Bob my slip and waited for him to find my package-and the line was long. Twenty minutes and nothing... Finally he finds the package on a redelivery stand. Bob snapped "Next time, why don't you tell me that you scheduled a damn redelivery"? I snapped back, "Thank you for fetching my package a-hole. You sort mail. It is not that serious."
I should have asked for a manager, but I wasn't thinking. That's not even the biggest reason I hate USPS. The biggest reason I hate them is that their online delivery status checker sucks. If you have ever tried to check a package on USPS' Track and Confirm, you will receive one of three messages...
1.) There is no record of this item- Great, so I paid for something and have a label number and you don't recognize that you are telling me it doesn't exist in your system.
2.) Electronic Shipping info Received- USPS has been notified to expect your package for mailing, but does not indicate receiving it or a mailing date. F-U.
3.) Delivered- They only update the Track and Confirm to acknowledge a delivery, and sometimes before the package has arrived and been signed for. What a joke.
I'm not alone, as apparently there are 2,370 web pages bitching about USPS' Track and Confirm. Will update soon.